Title for Drabble #1: Ode to My Favorite Part of Sean's Anatomy, by Orlando Bloom
Title for Drabble #2: Keep It Safe For Me, Love
Beta: Me, Myself and I, so all mistakes belong to those three dubious characters.
Disclaimer: This is a work of pure fiction. It has been written solely for fun, not for profit. No disrespect is meant to the actual individuals represented here and I make no claims about their sexual orientation in real life.
Genre: Humor and Schmoop. Two drabbles, 100 words each.
Summary for Drabble #1: Orlando waxes poetic about a certain portion of Sean's anatomy. *snerk*
Summary for Drabble #2: Sean responds. Enthusiastically!
Warnings: Uhhh...that the ridiculously lengthy Author's Notes are longer than the fics? Sorry about that!
Rating: Both are PG-13, for risque innuendo.
Special Note: I'd like to dedicate this fic to giselleslash
for her amazing patience and generosity in helping me get this posted. Thank you so much, hon, for EVERYTHING! Guess the third time was the charm!( Collapse )